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    Saturday, August 5th, 2006
    4:41 am
    i haven't gotten one tip from a black person all summer

    is that racist? is that WRONG to make that statement?

    let me know your thoughts.

    -extremely aggravated at a certain ethnic group and trying not to feel like a biggot

    (2 accidental pregnancys | Have sex with this)

    Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
    8:44 pm
    bonfire conversation

    jock: does that kid have a catcher's mit or a baseball bat?
    miles: huh?
    jock: is it a guy or a girl?
    miles: oh. i think something like 1 in 100 people are born with ambigious genitalia / gender. So they usually get surgery and take hormones corresponding to the gender they feel most comfortable as.
    jock: so it has both?
    miles proceeds to jump into the bonfire.

    also i thought a clever bumper sticker would be "IF FREEDOM ISN'T FREE THEN IT'S JUST DOM"
    but then i realized the irony of making any effort to advocate apathy

    (1 accidental pregnancy | Have sex with this)

    Saturday, June 10th, 2006
    2:39 am
    after applying to several (hundred) jobs, and actually recieving calls back from a few of them,
    i realized that out of every place i applied, being a pizza boy would probably make me the most money, as well as being the most entertaining,
    so i'm doing that again (sans stereo --- read: NIGGA STOLE MY STEREO!)



    drinking tonight, i chuckled at the realization that most of my ex-women seem to loathe me, (case in point)
    i can say, at least, that I left a strong impression upon them.



    the only thing i've been reading this summer is the complete far side anthology
    I WILL BE SO KNOWLEDGEABLE BY THE END OF SUMMER



    ain't written shit either, however the music with brianboy is coming out pretty alright



    tina is back from greece and the things are going swimmingly
    i like her house but not her cat


    SOME LOVE,
    miles

    (3 accidental pregnancys | Have sex with this)

    Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
    10:14 pm
    the pit of night: if tina doesn't call me when she gets home tonight
    the pit of night: i'm going to remove my heart and my testicles
    the pit of night: and will them down to my children
    the pit of night: who won't exist
    the pit of night: until they use my testicles
    the pit of night: it's like a paradox
    the pit of night: RRIGHT?
    TristessasJunk06: TOTALLY DUDE IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
    the pit of night: so either i will be famous
    the pit of night: or the universe will explode
    the pit of night: or i'll die from blood loss
    TristessasJunk06: well the universe will explode
    TristessasJunk06: regardless

    (Have sex with this)

    Monday, June 5th, 2006
    7:27 pm
    elliott smith singing jealous guy

    (1 accidental pregnancy | Have sex with this)

    Thursday, June 1st, 2006
    6:27 am
    "measuring cups" makes me feel more things than i wish to feel

    (Have sex with this)

    Thursday, May 18th, 2006
    3:24 pm
    JOB STUFF
    this looking for a job thing is actually very very difficult for me
    first off i don't even like going and picking up an application and turning it in,
    it makes me feel very uncomfortable
    but it doesn't end there, because no one ever gets hired just by turning in an application
    i have to call and be all "I'M JUST WONDERING IF YOU WENT OVER MY APPLICATION
    I'M REALLY EAGER TO WORK THERE"

    Now, granted, I am a very talented liar, but there are few things that are so unnatural to me as pretending to have ambitions for a job that I really don't want in the first place.

    On top of this, I'm expected to do this with multiple places, while my father incessantly guilt-trips me about not trying hard enough, or not applying to enough places.

    When I was a child and my family ate at McDonald's or the like, if ever I needed more sweet and sour sauce my father would insist I get it, and the thought of walking to the counter and asking an employee for more was so excruciatingly embarassing and uncomfortable for me that I ended up crying and eventually going without it. This is sort of how I feel about applying for and pursuing jobs in Richmond.

    Not that I can go without. My father would kick me out of the house.

    Anyway, I'm not trying to complain, I'm trying to say IF YOU KNOW OF A JOB IN RICHMOND WHERE YOU CAN GIVE ME A GOOD WORD, LET ME KNOW PLEASE.

    I think the pain of pursuing a job might outweight the pain of being a pizza boy again, although I would feel sort of pathetic since I was so certain I was NOT going to be a pizzaboy this summer.

    Plus i'm generally very content, whereas the last two summers I was not (with woman + writing well), such that I wouldn't get as easily depressed driving to new paris at midnight to deliver a pizza to a trailer.

    NOTE TO SELF: stay in bloomington next summer, christ.

    (4 accidental pregnancys | Have sex with this)

    Monday, May 8th, 2006
    5:55 pm
    i struggle with my troubles
    but some people just have stroobles with their troobles
    or sclebbs

    strebbs



    STRUBBLES:
    1 christina is going to greece for someodd weeks
    2 oliver is in bloomington
    3 i shaved my beard
    4 summer job
    5 drinking every night

    GOOD THINGS:
    1 new orleans later
    2 oliver is in bloomington
    3 i shaved my beard
    4 the phoenix suns
    5 drinking every night



    OH ALSO MY PENIS IS INEFFECIENT ASK ANYONE

    poem poem poem youth is shrivelled little wrinkles in carton. me shrivels, yous?
    we’s little jews expanding English, conquering English, colonizing our little tongues and sexing our lexicons. who’s you and did you discover my diction? airy smokes my little smokes and how they made my tongue hairy.

    also i write children's poetry now:

    I’m drunk said the skunk
    I’m drowned howled the hound
    I’m a whino said the rhino
    I’m pink said the elephant
    We’re trashed moaned the giraffes
    My chirps are slurred sang the bird
    Ich bin blau lowed the cow

    How dull mused the bull
    Now go to sleep danced the sheep

    (3 accidental pregnancys | Have sex with this)

    Sunday, May 7th, 2006
    6:27 pm
    someone find me a job in richmond

    THANKS

    (Have sex with this)

    Friday, May 5th, 2006
    12:59 am
    sign up list to eat my balls for everyone who doubted the phoenix suns:

    (Have sex with this)

    Thursday, April 27th, 2006
    6:32 pm
    be kind
    baby be kind
    be kind
    baby be kind


    ERM
    sorry to anyone that I may have IMed last night

    (Have sex with this)

    3:58 am
    the supervisor guy turns off the factory lights so the robots have to work in the dark
    and there's a carload of kids with beer and cigarettes burning out and doing lawnjobs in the park

    (2 accidental pregnancys | Have sex with this)

    Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
    7:10 am

    (Have sex with this)

    Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
    3:46 am
    life is long love lie with me

    (Have sex with this)

    Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
    4:46 am
    I TOTALLY HAVE A BEARD NOW

    (Have sex with this)

    Monday, April 17th, 2006
    8:20 pm
    the pit of night: I WAS THINKING I SHOULD HOOK BACK UP WITH THAT 16 YEAR OLD WAITRESS
    the pit of night: SHE WAS GOOD TO ME
    the pit of night: SHE WAS SO GOOD TO ME
    mouthofsunnyair: UM
    the pit of night: HEY I WAS THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD CALL UP ERICA AND TELL HER WE SHOULD WORK THINGS OUT
    the pit of night: YOU KNOW BECAUSE OF THE FUNCTIONAL
    the pit of nigh: THINGS
    mouthofsunnyair: YEAH GOOD IDEA
    the pit of night: I WAS THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD GET AHOLD OF CHRISTINE I KNOW SHE'S DATING SOMEONW BUT
    the pit of night: WHATEVER I HAVE THE MOST TO OFFER AND SHE KNOWS THAT THAT GIRL WAS GOOD TO ME
    mouthofsunnyair: UM

    (Have sex with this)

    Thursday, April 13th, 2006
    4:27 pm
    filderdakuwasian (4:23:22 PM): nigger what are you dogni?
    the pit of night (4:23:39 PM): i was doing your dogni
    filderdakuwasian (4:23:46 PM): HAHAHA
    filderdakuwasian (4:23:51 PM): I SEE WHAT YOU DID
    filderdakuwasian (4:23:55 PM): YOU POINTED YOU MY TYPO
    the pit of night (4:24:12 PM): no i was seriously doing your dogni
    filderdakuwasian (4:24:38 PM): I just looked in the dictionary
    filderdakuwasian (4:24:41 PM): and there's no such thing as a dogni
    filderdakuwasian (4:24:58 PM): there's a dogo which is a foolish person in west africa
    filderdakuwasian (4:25:15 PM): WOW
    the pit of night (4:25:21 PM): UM HELLO
    the pit of night (4:25:21 PM): http://www.ngfl-cymru.org.uk/vtc/ngfl/cym/history/caerphilly_ail_rhyfel_byd/w_index.htm
    the pit of night (4:26:04 PM): so shut yr yapper
    filderdakuwasian (4:26:08 PM): uh
    filderdakuwasian (4:27:07 PM): wow

    (Have sex with this)

    9:38 am
    i want a woman whose hands shake

    (3 accidental pregnancys | Have sex with this)

    Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
    3:52 am
    I AM A SEXUAL PREDATOR

    (2 accidental pregnancys | Have sex with this)

    Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
    4:55 pm
    shy cerebral and the lonely hair



    WOW WOW WOW




    soon soon i will post an entire miles-oly CD for you,

    for the free,

    for the reasons




    less than three, less than four, less than the ensuing numbers

    -miles

    (Have sex with this)

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